Cust: Blue tie or yellow tie?
Salesm: Well sir, the blue tie is died with angel tears.
Cust: Wow, I’ll put the yellow one back.
Salesm: Oh…
Cust: What?
Salesm: In its defense, the yellow one is spun from sunlight, sir.
Cajun cust: Most Cajun French ain’t really French, it’s just our best attempt at English.
Cajun cust: I’ll take both jackets, teach my wife to tell me to go shopping.
Salesm: I’ll tell you something I’ve learned in retail, as long as you keep it between us.
Cust: Ok
Salesm: Old men are courteous, by and large, by and large most old ladies are mean.
Cust: [laughing]
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